Ignore this whole section. It came with the website template and I don’t know how to get rid of it.

Portrait Of A Black Businesswoman In Office

Meet Tina

This person does not work for me. I’ve never met them in my life and I don’t know if they have any experience in videography.

Portrait Of A Casual Woman In Office

Meet Rose

This person also doesn’t work for me. I’m completely alone in this business. Tina and Rose seem like kind people so I’m sure they would help me if I reached out, but I have no idea how to contact them. Oh god I’m alone. I wish I had a wooden desk with plants and lamps on it, but right now achrispetty LLC can’t afford those kind of things.

I don’t have an LLC, I don’t know why I lied about that. I was just trying to impress Rose and Tina… god it seems like they have it together. Some day I’ll get to their level. Some day I’ll have a desk with a bunch of plants and lamps all over it!

Meet Chris

I work here. Sometimes I’ll eat an entire Red Baron pizza directly off the cardboard box. Don’t even have to cut it into slices I just eat it like a discus.

Currently single.